This morning I ate three Sausage Biscuits from McDonald’s on my way into work. Big mistake – you should never order more than two breakfast sandwiches at a time.

Later in the day, while chatting with my coworkers, I made the claim that “That has to be just about the most calories you can get for a dollar, probably even more than a dollar’s worth of flour mixed with water.”

Most people would have left it at that, having better thing to do with their lives, but I didn’t. Here are the results of my study:

Sausage Biscuit: 680 Calories / $1.00 = 680 calories/dollar

Flour: 7500 Calories / $3.69 = 2032 calories/dollar

Flour is the clear winner.

And, I am the loser. Especially considering that I consumed 2040 calories by 9:15 in the morning.

The machines will take over.

If this doesn’t get you in the holiday spirit, I don’t know what will.

You can’t make this shit up.

Remember kids, in the game of construction rock paper scissors, crane always beats house.

I bet you could save a lot of money by building your own zip line at home instead of going to one of those overpriced “professional” ones. All the safety checks they do and everything really jacks up the price.

I wonder if this guy has tried homemade bungee jumping yet? Seems simple enough — just get a bunch of bungee cords and go find a bridge. We should let him know.

This is hilarious. And I appreciate the theater’s decision to post this on YouTube. Clever marketing move.