Author Archives: Robert

I stumbled upon a website tonight that was dedicated to all different forms of hugs. Of course, one of the those included was the awkward hug. Unlike this website, they actually had some content related to real life awkward hugs. … Continue reading →

When @mobydickwhale went live earlier this week, there was a flurry of media attention and my inbox was almost instantaneously flooded with fan mail. Now that I’ve had a few days to reflect, I’d like to step back and answer … Continue reading →

This morning I ate three Sausage Biscuits from McDonald’s on my way into work. Big mistake – you should never order more than two breakfast sandwiches at a time. Later in the day, while chatting with my coworkers, I made … Continue reading →

If this doesn’t get you in the holiday spirit, I don’t know what will.

You can’t make this shit up.

Remember kids, in the game of construction rock paper scissors, crane always beats house.

I bet you could save a lot of money by building your own zip line at home instead of going to one of those overpriced “professional” ones. All the safety checks they do and everything really jacks up the price. … Continue reading →

This is hilarious. And I appreciate the theater’s decision to post this on YouTube. Clever marketing move.

This gets really good around 8:24.